I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
