Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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