Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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