Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
