I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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