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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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