if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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