Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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