he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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