I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dear god my vagina.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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