nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
