Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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