the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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