I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We need to get me chipped asap
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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