Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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