I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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