The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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