I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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