i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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