I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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