i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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