He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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