There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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