i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Blood and glitter go together right?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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