love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
His nipple licking is glorious
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