As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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