i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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