R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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