I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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