if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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