Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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