I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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