he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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