You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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