I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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