real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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