I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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