Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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