We won't sleep together?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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