There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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