Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
