reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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