I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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