I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I want to make a zoo with you.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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