"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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