We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
so much tequila, so little girl.
They have beer where we have blood.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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