i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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