i already hear my dad disowning me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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