Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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