Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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