The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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